by sophiajuliet
4. August 2010 21:57
Andre Nel is odd - an interesting Saffer. He is a tit, and the pantomime villain act might get a bit tedious for the opposition batsmen, match referee and probably his own team - but it's all part of Nel's idiot charm. He has an alter ego called 'Gunther' - "who lives in the mountains and doesn't get enough oxygen". He once felled his hero Alan Donald with a bouncer and then burst into tears. He got caught getting stoned in the Windies, and he rugby tackled Matthew Hoggard in the middle of a Test. He also averages under 32.