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HELO ALL FREINDS OLD AND NEW. THIS WEEK SEE START OF MATCH ONE OF FOUR OF ENGLAND AND INDIA CALCUTTA CUP SERIES. IT SEE THE RETURN OF DUNCAN FELCHER BACK TO HIS HOMELAND. I NOT KNOW HOW HE GOT INDIA JOB. MUST HAVE SUCKED SOME REAL ASS TO LAND THAT ROLL. HE HAVE TO LEAVE BACK IN INDIA ONE OF TEAM STAR PLAYARS VARINDAR SEWAGE WHO COULD NOT GET TIME OFF FORM CLEANING BOMBAY DRAINS. HE DO HOWEVAR HAVE GOOD TEAM LEADED BY MAHAPLE SURYP DHONUT. DHONUT HAS MANY HOLES IN HIS GAME SO EXPECT THE ENGLAND BOWLARS TO CREAM HIM THIS SERIES FREINDS. INDIA BEST PLAYAR SACCHARIN TONDULKAR WILL GO FOR ONE HUNDRED ONE HUNDREDS THIS SERIES FREINDS. EXPECT SACCHARIN TONDULKAR TO REALLY LAY ON THE SWEET STUFF IN THIS SERIES. ALLSO EXPECT VVS LAXATIVEMAN TO GIVE INDIA PLENTY OF RUNS. HE MIGHT GIVE ENGLAND BOWELARS TRUBL FREINDS. INDIA BOWLARS ARE LEADED BY HARDLYCAN SPIN. EXPECT HIM TO STRUGGLE THIS SERIES FREINDS. EXPECT ALLSO BOWLAR INSTANT KHARMA TO FEEL THE REPERCUSSIONS OF HIS BAD BOLLS IMMEDIATELY AS THE ENGLAND BATSMANS SWOT HIM AWAY AT WILL. EXPECT INDIA TO TOSS THE BALLTI ZAHEER KANT A LOT ALLSO. ENGLAND BATSMANS WILL EAT HIM ALIVE FREINDS.

THE ENGLAND TEAM IS LEADED AGAIN BY SUPAR CAPTAIN STRAUSS. EXPECT HIM TO ORCHESTRATE HIS TEAM SUPARBLY AND PLAY THIS INDIA BOWLING ATTACK LIKE A FIDDLE FREINDS. NORMALLY COOK WHO GIVE YOU RUNS GET FIRED BUT THIS ONE KEEP HIS PLACE AND EXPECT HIM TO KEEP ON GIVEING RUNS FREINDS. HIS TEAM MATE TROTS WILL ALLSO PROVIDE PLENTY OF DIARAMA IN HIS INNINGS. EXPECT HIM TO DO WELL ALLSO FREINDS. KEEPING HIS PLACE ALLSO WILL BE EX SWEDEN MASSEUR KEVAN PETTERSON. HE IS STILL ENGLAND NUMBAR ONE BOLL STROKAR FREINDS. EXPECT A HAPPY ENDING FOR HIM THIS SERIES. SOMEHOW SON OF CHRIST BOARD HAS PERFORMED MIRACLES TO KEEP HIS PLACE IN THE TEAM. HE HAS BEEN RIGHTLY CRUCIFIED BY FANS FOR HIS RECENT PERFORMANCES. ONCE HE STARTS GETTING WHACKED AROUND THE PARK AGAIN EXPECT A MASS EXODUS OF FANS FROM THE GROUND. HE WILL HAVE ME PULLING MAHER OUT BY THE END OF THE SERIES IF HE STILL STARTING. EXPECT GERM SWAN TO TEAR APART THIS INDIA ATTACK SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL WONT THE GROUND TO OPEN UP AND BURY THEM UNDAR A FLOOORBOARD.

THE GROUND AT LORDS HAS BEEN WELL MAINTAINED BY HEAD GROUNDMAN MICK HUNT BUT EXPECT SOME CRACK TO APPEAR. ALLSO LORDS OFFICIALS BAND FANCY DRESS FOR THE SERIES BUT IT APPEAR IT FINE FOR THEM TO COME DRESSED AS GIANT ICE CREAM. EVERYTHING IN SERIES SEEM TO FAVOUR ENGLAND ESPECIALLY VENUES WHERE GAMES ARE PLAYED WHICH APPEAR TO BE ALL IN ENGLAND.

AFTAR LONG AND DEEP ANAL YSIS I FOUND OUT THAT INDIA IS OLD TEAM. THIS MEAN OLD MAN WILL STRUGGLE TO PLAY FOR CRIKET FOR MANY MONTHS ON TOUR AND INDIA ARE 100% PORBABLY CURTAIN NOT TO WIN CALCUTTA CUP SERIES. REMEMBAR FREINDS DO NOT BET MOAR THAN ALLOWED TO LOOSE. PUT ALL MONEYS ON INDIA TO NOT WIN CALCUTTA CUP SERIES.

RECOMMODATION. ALL MONEYS ON INDIA TO NOT WIN CALCUTTA CUP SERIES

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