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England to shortly announce tour to Planet Mondas

by ralphyt 25. February 2010 10:03

Forget Sachin's latest hit and giggle heroics , the big news story is the emergence of a new cricketing superpower in the east. Well, east of Jupiter, somewhere between Pluto and the Big Dipper. India watch out, the planet Mondas is where it's at - yes, the Cybermen have revealed themselves to be mad-keen cricket fans.

The evidence? Thin, admittedly, but this dude is clearly wearing a pair of GM or Gray Nicholls gloves circa 1990 and the latest version of the C&D Albion helmet. Hearing your partner's calls in that thing must be a nightmare.  They're probably more cut out for the Test game -  I can't see a Cyberman playing the Kolkata Knight Riders anytime soon for fear of the gold strip clogging the ol' respirator.

No doubt they're fans of the Sofa. Dan's had a run in with cyborgs before - something about a late night collegiate assignation with a femme fatale and an artificial limb. Hopefully he will share this tallest of tall tales with us again very soon. Hail our emmissary to Mondas!

Cricket and Dr Who go hand in hand. From Peter Davidson's cricket jumper to these lookalikes....

Sontaran - Sontaran General

Closey - Brian Close

Leela - Leela

Rachel Heyhoe Flint - Rachel Heyhoe Flint

 

 

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Why is Rachel Heyhoe Flint looking so cross?
Didn't see see the replay?
You can't dress like that and expect a fair deal.
This is Lords you know.

By grunthos1 on 2/25/2010 2:46:06 PM

Dave the bard, have you branched out into a new form of poetry?

By sophiajuliet on 3/3/2010 4:07:39 PM

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