by ben
30. September 2010 23:52
I've done some posts unprepared before but I think this takes the biscuit. The biscuit that has been soaked in two pints of bitter and a couple of bottles of cheap sauvignon blanc. Luckily, I spoke to sofa stalwart and all-round insomniac Lizzy and she told me that India are playing Australia so I'm completely up to speed.
Step one:
It's India in India. Go over the runs, always. The line at CricketBetLive for both sides is 400. The Aussie bowling is weak with a shit spinner, the Indian bowling is weak with a shit injured spinner. This spells runs.
Step two:
I don't know if you're familiar with Shane Watson or not, but he's a twat. A flat track bully wanker who can't even bat that well on flat tracks. His record in India is 170 runs in 7 test innings for an abysmal average of 24.28. I know that was all in 2008 before he became the new, uglier, more annoying Matthew Hayden, and I know that was all at number six but he's still not good. The Mohali pitch has some green on it and I like him under 36.5 at CBL, a score which he has only passed twice in India before.
Step three:
Bed time.
* 1 point per run, 10/catch, 25/stumping, 20/wicket
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